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Prostitute

Your mom

A prostitute is a person who gave birth to you

by Mr. Queso November 28, 2021


Intellectual Prostitute

One who sells use of their mind, similarly to how a prostitute sells use of their body.

"Do you have any prior experience working at a library or with children?"
"No, but I was an intellectual prostitute for a few years before I applied here."
"A what?"

by usedhumanhands December 9, 2024


prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

by joeydee April 13, 2014


decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018


Child Prostitution

Prostitution of a child

Child prostitution is evil

by 459395 June 7, 2023

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Snickers prostitute

A prostitute who sells herself and you pay her with snicker bars.

There is a Snickers prostitute down the street if you want to hit her up

by KillerOfUrMind November 3, 2017


Prostitutely

A word used to agree in a situation that involves someone who looks or acts like a prostitute.

Man 1: Hey, look at what Sarah's wearing.

Man 2: She looks like she wants it in the ass.

Man 1: Prostitutely.

by Flomango April 27, 2012