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A girl that didn't have a father figure growing up, and around the same age as a middle aged man's own children. Pseudo son also applies, if a young man wants a dad or whatever.
"_____ is like the daughter I didn't get. She's my pseudo daughter."
•A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
When a series of skits or sections are arranged to follow a plot-line.
Person A: Have you seen that rising comedy channel recently?
Person B: Yeah, but his videos are executed differently than they were a few years ago.
Person A: Oh really?
Person B: Back when I first watched them, they followed an actual plot-line. Now the videos only follow a pseudo plot-line.
a fake mosh pit. very weak with no proper moshing happening.
oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
The sensation of enjoyment you get when you walk into a grocery store out of the heat into it's air conditioned freshness and you feel so good you go and lay down under the misters in the produce section.
Wearing only my Snoopy boxers and a propellorcap, I rollerbladed into the store for a refreshing session of Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification.
Used by people who falsely cheer on other people to benefit themselves.
Johnny: "Dude, you can totally forge a fake ID. I believe in you!"
Bill: "No man, I'll get caught! Plus, you're just pseudo-cheering me on because you want me to make you one."
A hobby carried out to the point of resembling a fetish.
A: Those star wars fanboys are nuts.
B: I think they have a pseudo-fetish.