When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.
“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”
oh puke nuggets, i forgot to put water in my noodles!
Like a shart but the other way around
Dude did u just purp (puke burp) ?
I shall puke on your face because it is my puke throne.
When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
A puke baby is when one vomits into their partner, typically through anal or vaginal means. Then the partner is required to shake themselves to ready the baby before pushing out into the first partner's mouth.
Me and my girlfriend really like to experiment, so we tried to make a puke baby