when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
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The stimulation, usually by hand, of oneβs genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving oneβs bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)Iβm not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
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An invention by a fictional character known as "Yellow Face" engineered for "the best Jack-o-lantern experience"
Pumpkin 2.0 is very pumpkiny. I mean, pumpconic
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Easβ’ter Pumpβ’kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
or
Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
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A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.
She my lol blumpkin pumpkin.
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He slew twenty maidens with his pumpkin wand.
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A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.
Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"
The night was getting late so I dove on the grenade and took the Fuck Pumpkin home.
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