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When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.
Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
Shit found in a river or lake, usually after a large group of tubers has passed or a large group of boaters stayed in one place for a long time.
"Dude, I thought you needed to find a bathroom? "
"Nah, I dropped a river snickers ."
Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US
Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.
"Dude, I gave Jordan a River Raisin the other day. He loved it but the clean up wasn't fun"
Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Oh man, I just peed a fire river!
The Naf River is an international river marking the border of southeastern Bangladesh and western Mayanmar.The river's averege depth is 128 feet(39m) and maximum depth is 400 feet(120m).It flows into the Bay of Bengal in the Indian Ocean between the Bangladeshi Cox's Bazas District of the Chattagram Division and Burmese Rakine State.
A Burmese Paramilitary force,killed 20 refugees who were crossing the Naf River to Bangladesh.