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I couldn’t get it up so I used my mud rod as a masturbatory device on my guy
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The BEST singer in history ever! Has a lot of rumors which none of them are true! And people should not say things that they dont even know if its true they should have facts! He's sang alot of good songs! He is Scottish and he is married to Penny Lancaster and has 6 kids. He's is one of the nicest men in the world. :
"I love that song Maggie May by Rod Stewart"
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1) During sex, pulling out from one girl and inserting your penis (hot rod) into another girl's vagina while it's still warm.
2) In the same night, after having sex, have sex with another woman so your dick is still hot form the last.
Wow... I managed to pick up two girls last night and went hot rodding from one to the other all night!
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After I was done having sex with Cherryl, I was still horny so I called up my ex and went hot rodding over to her place!
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Ones Cock Smells Of Fish After Sex With A Women Who Hasen't Washed In A While.
My God I Shagged A Bird And Now Ive Got A Cod Rod.
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Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.
"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"
"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."
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AN old man who likes to be seen with younger women to deceive people into thinking that he is heterosexual but that is not the truth the truth is that he is gayer than leonardo Davinci.
Rod Stewart likes to suck on rod's rod.
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