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When you dip your testicles in MSG and have someone suck it off.
I went to my girlfriend's house and she gave me The Uncle Roger.
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The most embarrassing unit of the Royal Australian Navy, considered a dumping ground for non-rated trainees who are not currently on training courses. Whether they have been transfered into the division because of medical issues, academic failures, discipline issues or simply because of plans to leave the service, Rogers Division personnel are regarded as unfortunate individuals by the rest of the Navy. Trainees often have little to occupy them throughout the day, and motivated trainees are intermingled with rudderless quitters, leading to a frustrated, apathetic and often nihilistic outlook of their future as defence members, and the nature of service in general. Despite the presence of well-meaning, if somewhat relaxed staff-members to manage the progress of division personnel, Rogers Division is like "Waiting For Godot" in uniform.
"Rogers Division in the papers today. They're named in Defence Inquiry on sexual misconduct."
"Fuck, not again!"
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jol-ee roj-er
-part of speech: noun
-origin: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
1. the act of receiving a blowjob and ejaculating in a person's eye, thus making them squint and shout, "RRRRR" like a pirate;
usually performed after a Pittsburgh Pirates' victory, when television broadcaster Greg Brown says, "Raise the Jolly Roger!"
1. That was a great game tonight! I can't wait to go home and get a Jolly Roger from my wife;
2. Goddamn it, the Pirates lost again tonight. Their losing streak is now at 8 games. I haven't gotten a Jolly Roger in over a week... my balls feel like they are gonna explode.
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when your standing in the shower and you rub butts with your g/f and it just feels odd and really slippery.
she bends over for the soap and instead ramming your penis in her butt, you turn around, push your butt against hers and jolly roger the shit outta her.
Tip: hold her hips she she can't run away and rub vigorously!
Jolly Rogering is fun for anyone
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When ever a young hot girl presents herself fully nude in front of your person and is willing to have sex with you, and you walk away.
When Scot went to the party and the hottest girl took him up to her room he decided to pull a Taylor Rogers and walk away.
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A person who lost a good thing and is too stupid to admit they need/want/miss that good thing. Will usually live the rest of his life in regret without ever finding happiness again.
What a Roger Vroom he is! That girl was the best thing that ever happened to him!
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One of the few slums left on Chicago's otherwise nice North Side. Pedestrians here are often "gooned" (randomly beaten) while walking down the street, dilapidated tenements line the 'L' tracks and Morse Avenue is a notorious open-air drug market. In fact, Rogers Park is so hoodish that its criminal atmosphere seeps into south Evanston, immediately past Howard Street to the north.
Typical inhabitants include drug dealers, thugs, homeless people and annoying, pretentious hipsters who would rather listen to a gunshot lullaby every night than live in a nice neighborhood like Lincoln Park or Lakeview.
Humboldt Park and Uptown may be crappy North Side neighborhoods, but Rogers Park takes the cake.
Rogers Park is the Englewood of the North Side.
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