One that does not understand anything.
He is so stupid. He is Arab in Roots!
A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.
A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.
Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root
When you're waiting for something too long
A : You're not gonna wait for him? Don't tell me.. you don't like him anymore?
B : No,I'm not gonna wait for him any longer I'm about to grow roots lmao.
N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.
"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."