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When you're in the process of running, you start to release gas and everytime you take a step I little part of your fart comes out.
Oh the other day I was running at school and I farted, I was fart running.
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This is a way of deciding seating in a vehicle. Once the driver proclaims "Jedi Run!", the passengers must sprint to the car. The first person to touch the front passenger seat door handle is victorious, and the seat is theirs. This trumps a "Shot gun", as the driver has final say so on who sits where, unless he is driving in replacement of one of the passengers, who is the actual owner.
Any arguments over the winner are up to the driver's decision.
Passenger 1: Shot gun!
Passenger 2: Damn it!
Driver: Jedi Run!
Both immediately sprint to the door, where upon passenger 1 touches the handle first, thus affirming his seat in the front.
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A sentence that goes on for too long without proper punctuation.
This is an example of a run-on sentence: First I went to my friends house and then we played games for a while then we got something to eat and afterward we jumped on the bed for a while before going to sleep after midnight.
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Run a train: To run a train on someone is to get multiple people lined up and have sex with a single person one after the other.
To have a train ran on you is to be the willing participant waiting for each member of the train to have sex with you.
Person 1: can me and my boys run a train on you?
Person 2: yes you and your boys can run a train on me!
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To grab your partner on the sidewalk and then toss him/her in front of a moving vehicle and run away. Ideally the vehicle is a bus or big truck. It is also acceptable to toss in said partner in the back of a garbage truck and run
My girlfriend was bitching about not going to the French restaurant in Manhattan so she got the toss'n run.
Joe: I threw my girl into the back of a garbage truck and ran away from here
Mike: way to do the toss'n run bro.
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When a person hooks up with several people post-break-up. Reasons for doing so are to make your new ex jealous, low self-esteem, or to heal your wounds.
Since Mary and John broke up she has slept with like ten guys. Shes on a total slut run.
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To make a trip to a local medical marijuana club or distributor. Often, a owner of medical card (something needed to purchase the bud) will help out his friends by telling them in advance that he is making a trip to the club.
Daniel : Homies, I going on a club run tommorrow. Do you want to get some bud?
Sam : Hella yeah. Get me a quad
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