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A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion
Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?
Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.
I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers
When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.
Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad
Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.
Salad God is an awful character please kill him
"Ayyo pass me some of that burnt salad."
"Sure thing fam" *passes blunt"
A shitty salad that is really shitty
*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"