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When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this
"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"
its when you fist either a girl or a guy closer or up to your elbow.
"Whats that smell dude?"
"its my Salmon arm" or
when you go to salmon arm, BC, at around 4:15-5 AM it has the remnant smell of MY salmon arm.
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sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.
duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho
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A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)
Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.
The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.
The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.
The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!
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When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.
Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”
The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.
Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!
Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.
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