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when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
Online dick.
In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.
Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?
The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.
I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.
When your girl gets it in the vage and anus
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment
Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.
Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.
"You should probably get tested. You've been slangin' schlong all over town."
An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"