Nigerian Fun Screen

{Noun} A Nigerian Fun Screen is the black loading screen in Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) that shows up on your TV/monitor when you quit a session. When the screen becomes visible, you will not be able to play the game until you close the program or shut off your console. This can grow to be quite annoying.

Hey man, I gotta close my game because it was stuck on a Nigerian Fun Screen.

Blue Screen Of Death

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.

Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>

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Red Screen of Death

You usually get this in playstation 2 console system, when you insert an unreadable disc in it. Usually these are pirate dvd/cd's or burned dvd/cd's. The best to prevent this, is by getting a properly installed modchip or hdloader and a harddrive with ps2 network adapter.

Shit, my burned copy of grand theft auto san andreas wont play on my ps2 because of this Red Screen Of Death... i might aswell go out and buy the game ;)

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Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.

Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".

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blue screen of death

A Windows Problem in which your RAM isn't capable of the program you are running. Happens most often in Windows 98 or Windows 98SE

Amazing, I haven't had the blue screen of death in 2 hours. Quick honey, call Ripleys Beleive it or not.

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Blue Screen Of Death

A screen that made you commit suicide thanks smart people at Microsoft. Now made Extinct by Windows XP, but that has its own problems.
A close relative to the BSOD is the General Protection Fault or
Critical Error

Damm those BSOD's.... wTF? i got A GPF already!

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Screen-Cap-A-Bitch

To screen cap a picture of a female.

”Yo, son! I’m gonna screen-cap-a-bitch! She’s so fine!"

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