Random
Source Code
Random
This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
A defensive tactic for pedestrians in Seattle. Stare straight ahead, do not make eye contact. If someone speaks to you, keep walking.
The homeless man tried to beckon to the bearded hipster, but the hipster had his Seattle stare fixed on some indefinite object about 200 yards in the distance.
A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.
Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.
When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
How Kurt Cobain met his end
He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out
Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday