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A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.
"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"
It's a term to refer to someone you want to have sex with but you find annoying or does your head in.
'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'
When you use someone for a shag a couple times
Betty: so this meant nothing to you, i feel so used
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch
The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.
Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”
To jerk off
I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night
And orgy, but not with the goal of simply pleasing yourself. But of spreading diseases within a community.
Yeah dude Chris got HIV during the Roman shag we told him not to go!
Abbreviation for 'let me hump'. It's related to the meme 'lemme smash'.
Lemme shag
Bam, bam, bam
This is better than extasy