noun.
A woman who does shocking things to get attention.
Just like a dj who says/does things to get ratings or get a rise out of people, it's like that.
It's a sub-category of being an attention whore. She is needy, she is unsettled, she doesnt know what she wants in life, so instead, she gets off on wanting to shock her friends/family to get the much need sympathy she craves and deserves. she wants someone to bail her out of her doldrums.
The source of this behavior comes from not getting the attention she wanted/needed from her dad during the ages of 12-16.
Our shock whore would not only get a crack-tat, she would get the tat IN her crack.
"Just look at what Tiffany is up to now. She is dating a black man just to piss off her dad. What a Shock Whore."
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When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
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A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.
Man, farming The Swarm in City of Heroes is so shocking the butter...
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When you step out of an air conditioned room and into 95 degree weather.
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When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.
Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.
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is what happens when you r try'n to train your self to be able to eat big food " 2Lb burgers, 32oz steaks, ect" and slip up on your training then go and eat big food and in doing so puts your body in shock " sweats, shakes, dizzy, lite headedness, and the whole realiation that you mite be a FATT GUY...
none meat eater starts to eat 'lots' of meat.....meataphylactic shock
someone trains to eat a big meat then lacks on there training, then try's to eat big meat.......meataphylactic shock
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The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.
Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.
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