what the shrek

what the shrek can be used when you screw up something. it can also be used when you are high asf and don’t know what to do. it is a word that kinda clears the air

person 1: *running*
person 1: *trips*

person 1: ah what the shrek

person 2: *goes to a bar*
person 3 *stares weirdly at person 2s pants*
person 2: what the shrek

person 3: lmaoooo dude

shrek lover

A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.

Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

one with shrek

someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god

I am now one with shrek our lord and saviour

Shrek Bonfire

Shrek Bonfire is a lit party that you have at a shady neighborhood walmart (parking lot) at 1am. you must bring onions, dirt flavored vodka, and green decor (optional). you also need to invite (local) friends and even people you don’t like.

Shrek bonfire is gonna be so lit!

mlg shrek

The most MLG ogre you’ll ever see. They have many layers =)

The mlg shrek rekt all the other ogres in the lobby.

shreks pp

the best thing in the world.

“damn mommi look at the shreks pp on that ogre”