Rural Dictionary

Fifa Shut-out

The act of being completely ignored whilst trying to interact with someone playing fifa (particularly men), or similar in-depth games. It may seem as though to player has registered you, potentially with a grunt or nod, but in actual fact they have no idea what you want.
Often the players have acknowledged you are there, leading to the odd phenomenon of the players realising someone wanted them during a pause in play, asking each other what was required, before returning to play none the wiser!

1. Woman - Guys can you help me with the shopping?
Men - Yeah
Woman leaves
Man 1 - What did she want?
Man 2 - No idea, Fifa Shut-out

2. Woman - Could you help me take off my bra?
Men - Sure, Whatever
Pause in game
Man 1 - What just happened?
Man 2 - Don't ask me, Fifa Shut-out

by Maaster_Yoda June 23, 2010

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Shut the Fuck Up

Exclamation of strong feeling, especially when your children will not stop asking incessant questions or your spouse does not know when to be quiet.

That's enough kids, shut the fuck up! Yes, I understand your job is stressful, so is mine, shut the fuck up!

by sumpnspecl September 24, 2009

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shut teh face

a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard

you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats

by boonis January 9, 2004

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shut up noob

a word that is frequently said by someone i know, and also means: When a new player to a game is talking so much shit, you simply reply with: "Shut Up Noob." and that shuts them up.

Noob: You guys are doo doo uninstall!
An actual good player: Shut up noob.
A different good player: Yeah, shut up noob

by NiggerMan69 February 19, 2020

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