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lulotte situation

A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together

I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do

by James Micheal June 7, 2022


win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023


twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022


squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.

Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.

by eazyG June 1, 2011


kit connor situation

people accusing this actor of queer baiting which resulted in him being pressured to come out as bisexual.

“have you seen that video of jenna ortega and the lesbian flag? i’m trying to see if she means ‘yes i support you!’ or ‘we are the same!’ you know?”

“yes i have but please don’t turn this into the kit connor situation…’

by enoias December 4, 2022


Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.

L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.

by tbizzy2 July 26, 2023


Sucky situation

The secretion (usually sudden )of milk from a woman's breast and the unease or embarrassment she feels when this happens in public.

Ann was unable to continue her conversation with her friends because she realized her blouse was stained thanks to a sucky situation

by Stosus June 10, 2018