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When a person is wearing a tank top.
Jacob was wearing a tank top so his Sleeves Called in sick
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What happens when you pet a tiger.
While camping in the jungle, Betty Sue found Billy Bob with his heart on his sleeve.
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I bagged me a mocasin cock sleeve at the reservation last week !
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Those wearing a mask believing in and in total compliance with the government of the day will save them with a UBI Universal Basic Income cheque living their days out as an empty, low vibration being with little or no cognizance or understanding of the world around them, an 'empty' sleeve of sorts.
Those believing in the latest flu epidemic virtue signal blind government support masked as 'face diapered sleeves'.
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"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."
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When you are fucking a chick so hard your condom rips and looks like peter pan's arm sleeve
Hey man after fucking amber, my condom looked liked Peter Pan's Sleeve.
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The act of ejaculating on another person's clothes.
"If I can't cum in your mouth, I'm going to have to butter your sleeve."
"Dude, I buttered that girl's sleeve last night!"
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