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E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019


sloth mingling

sloth mingling is when a man is high on drugs and he wants to have sexual intercourse but can't get hard but just mingles his penis with the corresponding genitalia without getting hard

Jeremy was gagging for it but just ended up sloth mingling again

by Catman did it March 3, 2016


slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).

"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."

by unicornmob February 12, 2017


Slothed

Getting extremely high

DAMN what did you put in that joint! Im slothed

by Tylerabomination February 22, 2022


chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 20, 2017


Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

by pesuedonando October 17, 2015


sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks

Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras

by Mexico lover 1810 November 30, 2017