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Having sex with a woman post-abortion
Hey bro, Stacy just got an abortion yesterday. Can’t wait to graveyard smash tonight!
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Lexi Smash lêxee smâsh- (Verb). A violent kick to a male's testicles. This is usually painful and could lead to bruising and/or bleeding. SYN: Neuter. ANT: Fun; Enjoyable.
The girl got pissed off at that guy so she lexi smashed him until his balls bled.
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Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
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(n.) 1. The splash of tainted water onto one's buttocks after excreting fecal matter into the toilet bowl.
*It can also be used as an exclamation of surprise.
John: Ew, what's that smell?
Jennifer: It's the smell of my potty smash!
"Oh, potty smash! I wasn't expecting to see YOU here!"
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going to smash (have sex with someone).
When your boi is tryin to finesse a girl you ask him u finna smash?.
u finna smash ? thats ma boiiii
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Similar to the Hulk smash, when a guy orders pizza hut dunkers and dips his hard penis in the chocolate dipping sauce. After the dunk is complete, you stand up and scream "DUNKER SMASH!!" and you proceed with hitting the girl across the face creating a chocolatey mark on the face.
"Last night soccer phenom Zach Dunker Smashed the shit out of me, I will never eat at Pizza Hut again"
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The act of a man and woman performing sexual relations
We caught them smashing beans in the alley
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