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When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”
A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give
J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give
Chad: There's nothing here
J: *finger guns* Exactly
I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus
When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.
A smoothie drink that was discontinued.
Unfortunately, it appears that V8 Smoothies have been discontinued. This is a shame, as they were a delicious and healthy option for many people. However, there are still plenty of other smoothie options out there, so all is not lost!
The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"