A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.
Those guys are having a sober convo.
When the party needs to being a little to loud.
"Hey guys we need to turn it down for a sec, Sober Sound Check please."
A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.
Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
When a person doesn't consume alcohol but consumes other party drugs.
"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober
Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots
when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”
The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".