See some pyramids

Kill a MF so hard he goes on a spiritual journey harder than King Tut's in the afterlife.

Fran: Yo dawg, you tryna get smacked in street fighter?

Jon: Don't test it, I will make you see some pyramids.

make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.

Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.

get some pussy

to find a sex partner

-Do you know a place where i can to get some pussy ...??

= you to find a sex partner yeah .... wait what ..???

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put some stank on it

(phrase), (sl) - Phrase meaning to add a personal flare, or special ability to any given task or action. As in throwing an especially fast fast-ball, or making a difficult billiards shot. This can be applied to almost anything where talent is a factor in achieving the desired result.

I've never seen such a shot pulled off under those conditions! He really put some stank on it that time!

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Hit Some Skins

The act of sex between a male and a female.

Andy: What did you do this weekend?
Sam: I went out with Paris and hit some skins.

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Burn some sage

Burning sage is a ritual where you burn a bundle of sage leaves to cleanse yourself or your dwelling from the bad things of the past. You 'burn some sage' when you need to stop, erase, and progress.

"Listen, dude, I know your last girlfriend was a total nightmare, but you need to just burn some sage and move on."

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throw some waves on it

Verb- use of a microwave to prepare food. A microwave oven causes water molecules in the food to vibrate, producing heat, which is distributed through the food by induction. Akin to microwaving, microblasting, nuking, heating up, reheating…etc.

Mikey- "Hey mom I’m going to eat some of this easy-mac."
Mom- "Make sure you throw some waves on it for a good two minutes mmmkay."

Jeff- "What did you bring for lunch? Alls I got is this turkey sandy."
Russ- "I've got some leftover casserole which might be pretty dece once I throw some waves on it"

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