aol speak

A typing language similar to hacker speak where you replace normal letters with their innacurate and altogether fucked up counter parts. Often used in conjunction with Caps Speak, where every second letter is capitalized (example LoL tAhT iS SoOoOoO kYuElL). Unendingly irritating and pointless since you can type out what you're trying to say with regular uncapitalized letters faster and with greater understanding of their meaning.

A typical MSN conversation:
"?Ó?§ §çhÖø£¿"
"Dude, don't use AOL speak..."

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1337 Speak

The unholy, god awful creation of mankind that is spoken exclusively by maga-nerds. 1337 Speak is common in many games, usually pc, where words are written in number (1234567890 etc.) or symbols (!@#$%^&*`~,.<>/;'\-=?:"{}|_+) and is for people who think that they're too good to for letters.

1337 Speak: | |*\/\//\/3|) 900, 900 4|23 73|-| 5|_|><0|25!!!!!

Translation: I pwned joo, joo are teh suxors!!!!!

Get it?

Me neather...

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trucker-speak

A set of terms that everyday truck drivers use and are also stereotyped to be used by truck drivers.

Some well-known trucker terms:

Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.

City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.

Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.

County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.

Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.

Truck Driver: "I was drivin' down the road and on my way to the truckstop I saw six Evel Knievels, five City Kitties, five Local Yokels, three County Mounties, and two Smokey Bears."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."

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Speaking of Airplanes

If someone says something rude or strange in a conversation creating a long awkward pause say speaking of airplanes and continue with a new subject to distract from that morons opinion. It should be said with emphasis on the beginning of the word

Man 1:The reason for our government's lack of control is because of George Bush's lack of knowledge.

Man 2:Well I think President Bush is an outstanding man and has done great things for the country.

**Pause***

Man 1: Speaking of airplanes the season finale of Lost totally answered a lot of my questions... but it did bring up more.

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Speaking cursive

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.

Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.

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personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

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speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.

E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.

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