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When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.
Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!
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A technique used for sexually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an orgasm. The index and ring fingers are used to separate the labia, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the clitoris, tickle.
Guy1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Guy 2:You know it, she was going nuts when i gave her the old split and tickle.
Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join
Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two
Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick
When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.
Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.
When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face
Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.