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spreads not too much

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.

Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2021


Spread dem cheeks

A phrase used to an asshole whom should suck ones dick

Yo, get on your knees, unzip my pants, and spread dem cheeks

by KapitΓ€n February 28, 2021


spread eagle beating

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

by Lindy March 23, 2007

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


spread eagle Sally

A character name for a hott girl that is in the mood for sexual pleasure and is quick to open her legs spread eagle. Brother Jed Smock has coined this term at many lectures/preachings across America's college campuses when advising women not to mold into this character.

I had a great time with spread eagle Sally after that rockin' party last night.

by Hawkster September 8, 2007

56πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Five Finger Spread

During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.

Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*

by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


leg spreading 101

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.

My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."

by the Walt February 21, 2005

39πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž