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A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.
Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.
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1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
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When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.
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a bubble of spunk. a person you conssider an idiot.
oh look at that spunk bubble
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arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.
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Honey Spunk is where your friends dog is being a bad bad doggy, you need to thicken up those thighs.
"Milo come with us you little slut, Ima honey spunk all over those thicc thighs"
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A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
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