when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free
me and my homies always do pelvic squats while vaping in the rain
The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.
Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.
When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.
“Look at my cute little pup over there, basking in the sun, legs out, doing the GYNIE SQUATS.”
"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."
"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"
Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss
Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!
A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community
Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
Using the guest Wi-Fi being broadcast from the restaurant downstairs, without making a purchase. Extra bonus points for downloading as many xrated videos as you can while slowing down the network.
I have to log onto the Wi-Fi Hot Squat and check my email.