It is the master OF FUCKING ASSHOLE. (PLAY ON WORDS)
DECONSTIPATOR
Listen this person BUCKS STARBUCKS and the cool thing is you will get the greatest pleasure going there and they never pull out until you GET YOUR entire taste OF PLEASURE.
It goes to show YOU KNOW WHO YOU ATE when you BUCKS STARBUCKS as YOU ASSHOLE want nothing to do with SHIT or any of SHITS' FUSIONS.
a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals
omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck
An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!
Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?
Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?
A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks
Mom get me Starbucks it’s April 26th national Starbucks Day
PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.
Yeh, Karen is a full ‘Starbucks Cup Adult’. It might be worse than any ‘Disney Adult’ I know!!
To be boycotted for supporting Israel
"Zara is about to get starbucked for their new ad campaign"