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A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.
Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.
When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.
Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.
The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.
I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!
Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat
HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion
curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight
and he can't spell or write properly
#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole
A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match
me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin
When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture
Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.