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A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)
Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
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the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.
Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!
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When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.
"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"
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A penis sweater is a term used to describe a condom.
I put on my penis sweater and made sweet love.
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An abnormality which causes the human to wear strange clothing such as an orange sweater vest, however this cannot be helped and is caused by a malfunction in the brain.
"Hey marwyn."
"Yeah?"
"What'cha wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"Gay sweater.."
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Someone who gives Bill Cosby a hard time
While Bill was lecturing at the Jell-o pudding pops symposium in Munich, he kept getting heckled by a particularly aggressive Cosby sweater in the audience
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A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.
"Dude! Lose the shitty sweater! You flaming faggot."
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