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Chambers syndrome

The act of complaining that you are behind at work while spending 95% of your time on break and 5% actually working.

That guy is so far behind he will never get over his Chambers syndrome.

by 18629 June 20, 2015

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scoreboard Syndrome

When a player in a videogame uses their superior score in a certain match as the authority and a way to absolve themselves from criticism from other players.

I told John that he needed to work on his AK-47 spray in a CS:GO match, but he shrugged it off and told me that he was doing better and therefore I can't speak about his AK-47 spray. Carl and I knew this was a classic case of the scoreboard syndrome.

by SithLordTrevor November 5, 2019

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Asperger Syndrome

A very real condition which a person may be born with. "Symptoms" include lack of social skills, and difficulty reading/understanding social "cues", body language, &c, difficulty forming and maintaining friendships and relationships, and the like. However, it affects people in different ways. Some (such as me) may well "grow out" of it, and ultimately the "disorder" becomes less obvious in the social environment, in which case it's best described as a retardation of social development. However, others fare less well and suffer lifelong problems as a result of the condition.

Other characteristics may include higher than average intelligence and vocabulary, and ultimately a tendency to see the world a different way, which can be scary to some neurotypicals.

It's a difference I have had to cope with all my life, having been diagnosed at the age of 7 and has caused me real difficulties in life (and to a certain degree, still does). I am not the only one it causes real difficulty to; indeed there is growing awareness of the problems faced by people with autistic-spectrum disorders, however some people seem to think the disorder is somehow "fake" or "not real" (I refer of course to some of the other definitions posted on here).

However, this does not bother me, rather it amuses me that a group of fat, comfortable individuals with time on their hands to spend posting ill-informed, pig-ignorant, and sometimes downright illiterate definitions on UD seem to think that their opinion somehow matters more than that of the world's smartest and most experienced people in the field of psychiatry.

I have Asperger Syndrome. This does not make me better than you, nor does it make me worse. It just makes me different. I am a person, not a puzzle

by Zarathustratosphere May 24, 2009

454πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Fazbear Syndrome

Something that tries to become popular simply by following a popular things method. Often also involves marketing for children and not having any love put into it, being made purely for profit. Originates from a video by YouTuber Daggz on Horror Games for Kids.

Person 1 β€œPoppy Playtime was really just made entirely for money”
Person 2 β€œYeah it really has Fazbear Syndrome”

by UnEthica March 3, 2022

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


turtle syndrome

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

by ross turner November 12, 2007

45πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Freshman Syndrome

When a girl gets to college, and all she wants to do is get drunk and have sex with random guys. Usually she breaks up with her long-term boyfriend, so she can go out and do these things with no remorse.

She partied all weekend, and slept with two different guys. Man that girl has freshman syndrome like crazy!

by Johnnyknox07 March 21, 2010

49πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Siegle Syndrome

The feeling of pure infatuation with someone that you barely know. Occasionally leads to liking that someone's friend?

Pantea: "Remember that kid from ASB Camp? I've been texting him for such a long time..."
Cara: "Oh god... don't tell me it's the Siegle Syndrome"

by HBLOVAAA December 12, 2010

54πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž