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the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second hole of the vagina.
the funny one: when your messing with someone
Special K: your an ass
Kentucky fried shelby: WHAT DID I DO?
Special K: im just pulling your tampon string.
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a tampon festooned with tinsel
jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."
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Verb. A very S&M sexual act in which the female first starts to give oral intercourse to her male partner, and the starts to gnaw/bite until his dick starts to bleed, and then he inserts it into her snatch, and cums/bleeds. Its some very fucked up shit bro.
Guy 1: So how was Carla last night? Was she freaky?
Victim: You have no idea. She made me do the reverse tampon, and it still hurts!
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When a person is "it" in Tampon Tag they chase a
person(s) around with bloody, used tampons. At the end of the game, whoever has the most used tampons stuck to them, wins.
Priscilla: Do you wanna play Tampon Tag?
Rose: Ew, no!
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When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
A euphemism some what like, "pee in her butt." Only on a more extreme level. Used in a situation where the female target is so hot that the guy would perform oral sex on her during her menstrual cycle. Furthermore, would suck her freshly removed tampon.
Joe:"Man that chick is banging!"
Matt:" For real, I'd suck her tampon!"
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The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true
Dude how did you get that job?
My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked