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Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.
Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".
2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.
Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.
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Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.
Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.
Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax
“The Rockers lost? Did you consider Theis Tax?
The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.