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Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!
Sucking Teabags
One that chews teabags for enjoyment
Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.
It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.
My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.
Placing open faced hands on upper and lower portion of ballsack and penis in a "Sandwich Fashion"
Suzie was looking forward to a smoldering Teabag on Rye!
After having anal sex you dip your balls inside another persons ass when it is gaping, like a teabag in a cup
After the black man fucked me he Dirty teabagged my ass
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This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.
Did you know that the reason Caesar was assassinated was because chai teabagged Brutus?
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When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.
Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.
My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>
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