"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.
He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay
Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app
A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.
“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”