dumb as dirt

Being extremely stupid or gullible.

The Drill Instructor said Private Jones is as dumb as dirt.

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Dirt Poor

1. Having no money
2. Ghetto
3. Having no class
4. Beverly High School

1. Man that guys is dirt poor!
2. Geez, Beverly High School is dirt poor!

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tuna of the dirt

chicken.. the opposite of chicken of the sea..

jim-bob:can i get some tuna of the dirt?
waiter: weell if you mean that month old tuna we got buried in the back, its kinda stale.. other wise we just got chicken..

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dirt leg

Mid-western term for a woman that is
even worse than/less desirable than a
skank. Usually over-weight, but not
neccesarily, and must be kind of slutty
with the required ankle tatoo. Also
denotes a lack of intelligence and is
an easy sexual mark, i.e. an easy lay.

Look at that one, she is a major dirt leg.

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Joe Dirt

Something that is incredibly cool or awesome.

Friend 1: Look at that sexy ass truck over there.
Friend 2: Joe Dirt

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dirt bag

One who continually disregards others and humanity in general. One prone to create disturbances, break laws, injure others, display corrupt moral behavior (sexual deviant). One too disguisting to detail. Just plain f*#%ed up.

"You are under arrest you dirt bag!"

"Put that thing down and pull up your pants - you f&%#ing dirt bag."

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internet dirt

In Coquitlam B.C. we call (easy)chicks that you pick up off the internet "internet dirt".

"Chris hooked up with some internet dirt last night and brought her over here."

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