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AP Tests

AP tests: An utter pointless, colossal, useless waste of time, energy and life.

Cody: Shit man I got this AP tests!
Chewbacca: WTF THESE ARE SUCH A POINTLESS WASTE OF MY TIME (Makes wookie sounds)

Cody: I know they only make these classes to torture people

by the_concious_you_needed May 8, 2009

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Battery Test

The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.

"I would like to giver her a battery test"

by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


test out

The process and procedure for enabling a student to take a course test (phase, module, lesson, etc.) to determine if the training covered by the test must be taken. A student passing a pretest to test-out of training will be given full credit for completion of the training covered by the test. This is a pretest.

"do you need the class?"

"were gonna test out monday to see"

by darkcloudwalker April 28, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss test

something that occurs a lot to people at my school...the way to pass it is to drink obscene amounts of water to the point of explosion.

ugh.....16 more bottles of water then im clean!

by yo mamma May 21, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


awesomeness test

1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards.

2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.

1) When she let him pick which club to go to, he thought that she must really be into him, but in reality she was just giving him an awesomeness test.

2) When, against her interests, she went with her friends to see a Fallout Boy concert instead of staying home and watching Quentin Tarantino movies and drinking Coke and rum, she knew she had failed another awesomeness test and was too dejected to even find the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey humorous.

by Megsi October 17, 2005

238๐Ÿ‘ 132๐Ÿ‘Ž


testing the waters

-- when you have no idea if something works, and you go at it tentatively
-- metaphorically like sticking your finger in coffee or tea to see if too hot

was just testing the waters, wasn't really serious

by quickify February 22, 2017

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


glaucoma test

The most barbaric test in all of medicine

"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

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