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somthing stupid that makes people u call ur friends decide weather they will vote for u or the other person
i am never running for student body president again
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Also known as the "Summer Vacation" S.S.S. is commonly found in young students whom normally perform well beyond a 4.0 GPA avg are intellectually degraded from an awesome summer. The beginning of the school year is when the syndrome is truly spread out, but there have been confirmations that "Spring Break" is another vulnerable time to catch S.S.S.
Commonly students are diagnosed with the following:
1) Inability to write properly
2) Disorganized lifestyle
3) Crying/Whining about learning
4) In-Coherency
5) Coming late to class
Anton: Hey Frank! What a crazy ass summer break we had huh? Too bad school starts tomorrow :(
Frank: Yeah I know right? I'll never forget summer 2010. We should go back to Lori's house soon. Do you remember the address 'cause I forgot my True Religion jeans there. :P
Anton: OK OK I'll write it down for ya. I'll have to find my pen it's somewhere in a cluttered pile of crap inside my bag.
(Anton tries to write the address, but he seems to be writing scribbles.)
Frank: Whoa wtf? You're writing's so messy man, is there something wrong with you or what? I say stop wackin off. lulz
Anton: What? Say that again?! Ms. Jansen already yelled at me twice this morning for coming in late then she yelled at me even louder for not paying attention at some instructions for our yearbook project.
Frank: Ohhh...jeezzz. You are messed up today. You think you have....
(Principal walks in with an eye popping out staring at Anton and Frank in a seemingly awkward manner)
Principal: STUPID STUDENT SYNDROME! (LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKKINS! style)
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A group of girls that are going through school as if everyone is judging them but only because its totally true. If your wearing the wrong type of uggs or the same sweatshirt all week, you are considers weird or even a loser. Of course like any other school, there are cliques of girls that are popular, popular sluts, regulars, outcasts that try to talk to the popular girls but totally fail, and the girls who think they are so totally cool but they are most definatly not. Also, a lot of the popular girls are obsessed with guys and hooking up at dances. Since it is an all girls school, girls are either boy-obsessed or lesbian.
Example 1:
Popular Dana Student 1: Oh My God.... Did you see her sweatshirt...? She's worn it like four times this week...
Popular Dana Student 2: Ya seriously, doesn't she have any other sweatshirts...?
Example 2:
Popular Dana Student 1: Did anyone else see how that loser tried to talk to me?!
Popular Group of Dana Hall Students: Oh My God! Why would she even try to do that?!
Example 3:
Popular Dana Student 1: *Hooking up with a super hot Fesseden guy*
Popular Dana Student 2: Well if she's hooking up, I should too! -Looks around and grabs a random guy- We should hook up ;)
Example 4:
Popular Dana Student 1: She is totally lesbian... shes never hooked up or grinded with a guy and its already senior year...
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Arrogant students that hail from states other than the one in which they attend college. Typically they feel like it was harder for them to get into their university of choice in comparison to in-state students who are similarly adept to their out-of-state (OOS) counterparts. For this very reason, many OOS students often saunter about with an air of self-importance while in-state students make fun of their inability to conform to the state's customs and standards.
In-state student: Who's that asshole over their with the oversized argyle beanie and oddly colored shoes? And why is he walking around with his nose held high while wearing that totally moronic getup?
Other in-state student: Gotta be an out of state student.
In-state student: Ahhh. That makes sense.
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A branch of CNN run by host Carl Azuz, known for his popular puns, which explains to the youth what is happening in the world at the time. The episodes are normally ten minutes long.
Teacher: Alright, we're gonna be watching CNN Student News
Classroom: *relief, no work.*
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When take a crap in one stall, switch to another stall, and crap in that one as well.
Bro, some dude committed foreign exchange students in the men’s bathroom.
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To send a turd through ones anus, into the anus of another.
I sent a massive shuttlebus into timmys rump, it was the best foreign exchange student he has ever received!
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