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The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
I love doing the alex on Wednesdays
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A form of religion where the leader is fascinated by lady boners
"What are your thoughts on Alexism?"
A cultist religion in which the leader has a fascination with bugs and lady boners.
"What are your thoughts on alexism?"
"Im a Christian, I don't really consider it to be a proper religion."
Not a boy in this circumstance. She loves to have sugar and will threaten (playfully) to murder for a cookie. Be sure to show love and affection to her she can just as easily turn her back
ME: Alex?
ALEX: whaaaaaaaat~
ME: I have cookies!
ALEX: ON MY WAYYYY
Alex's are some of the best people on the planet not to mind the sexiest there always open minded and kind a generally amazing person some people would best them selves bc of how pretty she is
Person 1: look there's Alex *continually bashes head of wall
Person 2: woah * continually bashes head of wall
People named Alex tend to be rather emo and many of times, have homosexual tendencies. People named Alex are huge fans of the well known band, Weezer. They ar4ee huge music enjoyers, ESPECIALLY Weezer.
"You know Alex?"
"The emo one?"
"Yeah man, what an emo ass"