barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

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Titty Bar

Southern/Texas version of a Strip Club

Sir, you have a malignant tumor...Hell, we'll take ya to a titty bar!

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Dive Bar

Home.

I tried to take my date somewhere nice, and that's when I realized I only know dive bars.

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Titty Bar

An establishment where southern men go to enjoy the sight of Titties. Also known as a Strip Club or in many cases a home away from home.

WOO HOO I'm wasted! Let's go to the titty bar! or Oh Shit! I left my wallet at the titty bar! or I met my wife at a titty bar. or My daughter works at a titty bar. or Heh, Heh, Heh, Titty Bar.

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Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

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Bar Bombing

To bring at least 5,000 of your closest friends to a specific bar at a specific time on a specific night to come as close as possible to filling the bar completely with people we all know. The people that attend are called bar bombers!

OMG! That Bar Bombing party last night was the bomb! I can't wait for the next Bar Bombing party! I know soooo many new people now! Fo sho!

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Bar Trolling

Trolling a bar.

Searching a bar for somebody to hit on or buy a drink for.

Usually done by self-obsessed or desperate men preying upon younger women or other men, depending on sexual orientation.

Bar Troller: "Hey baby, -insert cheesy pick-up line here-, let me buy you a drink."

Bar Troller 1: Hey dude, it's Saturday night. We need some play, let's go bar trolling.

Bar Troller 2: Sounds good to me, I could use some booty.

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