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Christian

Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.

What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?

IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND

by BIGB0YR0Y September 7, 2018


christian

christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball

hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)

by thepoormansense December 14, 2018


Christian

The hottest boy you will ever meet and the best loving boyfriend you can ever ask for he’s so sweet and generous he’s the best at football he can beat you to it he is the best player on the team. He makes everyone smile at all times serious or not he has the best smile it’s so hot that it will make you want him. He can be so lovable towards you that’s how you know he’s a keeper

Girl 1: see that boy across the room *points at Christian*
Girl 2: yeah he looks like a keeper

by Lillymariee220 November 28, 2019


Christian

The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.

Girl 1- OMG ITS CHRISTIAN
Girl 2- BACK OFF HES MINE

by Divineeee July 2, 2019


Christian

Little boy. Not nice or funny.very smol and skinny. Half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. He been to the opportunity center twice. Very *cring*

Christian beat the fuck out of me yesterday

by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019


Christian

The name Christian orginated in england and normally a person named christian is bisexual and loves dick.

Person1: You know the new kid Christian

Person2: Yeah

Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister

by Jermeyclarcson April 11, 2020


Christian

Here Christian is a dude that wants to enjoy life, keep encountering happiness while not letting his past drag him down. Vive la pensée: sans stress et difficulté la vie ne signifie pas un chôse. Viviendo bien sin estrés.. con todo lo que el mundo brinda es el fin.

Christian likes enjoying his life with his girlfriend.
Christian veux faire un truc des choses pour l'accroisement d'humanitie.
Christian tiene una disposicion por las musicas latinoqmerica y del caraiibe.

by Chris_the weirdboy November 22, 2021