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During the act of oral sex, specifically a blowjob, the blower bites the blowee's penis off. If performed correctly, only one bite is required. Additional bites may be added if botched. It is usually followed by a donkey punch.
"So this bitch totally tried to give me an angry claire last night."
"She bit your dick off?!"
"Nah, I pulled out and donkey punched her just in time."
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The Claire Approach is a superb new academic method being exercized by children across the globe. Originating in the east side of MilwaukeeGhettoAss Wisconsin by a young struggling teen of fifteen years of age. Ckat exerted her incredible knack for doing absolutely nothing. Noticing that this approach made life one HELL of a lot easier Ckat continued to use this approach for just about everything. Tests, homework, and just life in general. Because remember kids, "the harder you try the less you succeed."
Mcrab: "Freaking grease***** assigned this HUGEASS paper on the freaking transendentalists!!!!"
Ckat: "No worries, just use the CLAIRE APPROACH."
Mcrab: "NICE!"
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Meant to be together. Max and Claire are the type of people who were born to find each other. The thought of breaking up hurts both of them...no worries they will rejoin soon. Max, Claire is the most special girl you will ever meet. Leaving her is the stupidest thing you can ever do. She is goregeous, she is intelligent, unique, funny, and is high over her heels for you. She has so many amazing traits. Claire, sometimes relationships go slo. You just have to deal with that. Max is the best thing that has ever happend in your life. He is handsome, 100%full of intelligence, athletic, hot, and is falling in love with you. Every girl wishes to be Claire, every bot wishes he were Max. Every boy wants to be with Claire, Max, you cannot let that happen. You two are a perfect match.
Max and Claire cant live without each other.
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Blonde but very nice at times. She is very loyal at times but she can be one of the meanest people ever in fights but eventually is the one who solves it all. even though she gets good grades they usually are bad at math. Most are rich and have dogs.
Person 1- Is That Ella Claire?
Person 2-Yeah shes hot af
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Bryson and Claire are such a good couple first off it has a ring to 2nd every Claire and Bryson I have met are so similar and should be together because they are both so caring and wouldn’t cheat on each other but that’s what I think
Person 1: have you seen Bryson and Claire
Person 2:yeah such an amazing couple I wish my relationship was like that
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Suzzy-Claire is a ver lucky and pretty human. She is very strong and smart. This girl can be WEIRD. She also is a very intelligent person. She’s most likely to be a Tom boy. Though many people might not like her many people also love her.
Example of suzzy-Claire
John:ugh I hate that girl.
James: aye back up that’s my girl.
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a claire morton is another term for a rugby player or a sports player
Claire Morton has been practicing a lot for their game
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