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When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.
Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"
Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella
Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy
Meme english is type of english whose words have been changed to provoke a humorous reaction, coincidentally many of those changed words' spelling and pronunciation are the same (chemist becomes kemist, build becomes bild etc.) as well as some abbreviations (are becomes r, you becomes u, your and you're become ur), its most common use is in meme man memes.
"meme man speaks in meme english"
A subject that takes you to the world of feelings and reason.
It's world of screenshots and chats,that make virtual reality true.
Infact,I would say books,life,chats everything is English literature.
I am studying English literature and I am passionate about it.
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On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite
Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas
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Someone who is DEFINITELY gay but won't admit it can be described as having an English nose. Either that or they have a nose that derives from English roots.
Girl 1: Omg he is so cute!!!
Girl 2: Keep dreaming; he has an English nose, if ya catch my drift.