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An affliction that most people, even full-grown adults, suffer from when they receive their first Apple computer. Symptoms of Mac Syndrome include obsessive use of Photobooth and of all its photo-filters, recording videos using the pre-mentioned filters as well, and proceeding to upload every single one to facebook or any other social networking site. While not contagious, it is highly aggrivating, to the point where certain friends of the person may blatantly tell them to stop and shut the fuck up.
Girl: I just got my new iMac! I'm going to invite everyone over and take pictures!
Guy: Awesome, have fun!
*ten thousand PhotoBooth sessions later, all of them uploaded to facebook*
Guy: Oh my god, you've got Mac Syndrome out the ying-yang. Shut the fuck up.
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A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Mac computer and I can't get it to work!
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Bernie Maccing is slang for finishing a cigarette or joint very quickly by smoking the entire content in a single long drag.
One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette.
In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa.
It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg.
Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates.
The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.
Friend 1 "Yo Dude Bernie Mac the shit out of that blunt so we can get back to the party."
Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit."
Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen."
Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette."
*Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly*
Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg
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The Apple mac is a computer introduced by the Apple Corp. in 1984. It was Apple's breakthrough home computer as it was fairly inexpensive. Despite this, it was overtaken in popularity by the introduction of Windows and the PC. Today, it is loathed and loved by many. It is mostly used for artistic purposes such as movie and picture editing and it uses this as its main argument in the PC v Mac war. Personally, I prefer PC. I was put off Mac due to the annoying Mac fan boys that have had a mouth to asshole transplant and are spewing crap all over me. I do however, have a lot of respect for the Mac computer.
Person: So what do you think of the Windows XP?
Mac Fan boy: z0mfg mac is FTW cuz it5 so 1337 c0mpar3d to j00 st00pid PC lulz. i c4n mak3 3pic m0vi3s.
Person: Tell me, why do i hang out with you? I mean Apple Mac's are good but seriously.
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It's always annoyoing when you're not being helped when needed. Kurwa mac is a strong Polish curse. Sluzba means service, servants. "Sluzba mac" is therefore the perfect definition of someone who fails to assist.
Dough Boy: Today I'll cook some more shabby chicken soup. Why is the pot I need dirty?!? SLUZBA MAC!!!!
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Someone who better than you at football...
Father of UGA
Wow who is that QB?
ARE YOU KIDDING THATS THE MAC JONES
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from Vanilla Ice's "Roll Em Up" song/video......
"roll em up.....roll up the hooty mac....roll em up ...roll em up"
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