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The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.
We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
Digitally comprised, compromised and enhanced networking
Join a digital network if you will, as a quirk.
NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.
Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.
When going for the pink and finding someone else there already
I was all ready to pot the pink and discovered there was a clash on the network
A website were people with no money but many times play an other card game than heartsone, yu-gi-oh.
John: Hey do you want to play cards?
Mina: Sure. Poker?
John: Of course not. The real strat is in yu-gi-oh, and in the internet, Dueling Network.
Mina: Maybe but the real money is won at poker.
6 Gay men in a band. Wilhelm Fink, The Snoo, Van Gough, Capt. Undepants, Z and Balducci. They're all gay. Because I said so.
Oh my god, this band doesn't look straight at all!
Because its The Network!
A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.
Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.