capmilla the rhino

capmilla the rhino is a member of the 06 downquad circus. in her spare time, capmilla the rhino enjoy pooping and pimping all over the floor. not to mention, capmilla the rhino collects enoromous bling-bling shower caps, riveled only by boffo the poop-ing giraffe. also, note that capmilla lurks in closets at midday with white trash Tonys.

capmilla the rhino aspires to be the lead pooper of the 06 downquad, which is currently held by Elmer the poop-master in action. Campilla the rhino stands no chance at this vetran pooper. In fact, to succeed, she must first train by wearing Depends!. muhohoho.

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white rhino

Having a chick polishing the dome you cum in her mouth and before she gets a chance to swallow it(Thats right I said SWALLOW it.Do you think going down on a chick is some type of dry experience?)You force her head down and punch her in the stomach. Forcing all your man yogurt out her nostrils. Also refered to as the ivory fountain.

"Awww, man... do you know how to get some stains out of Alcantara?"
"How did you get a stain?"
"Beth gave me a White Rhino last night"

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rhino clit

A rough draft of a final product, hence a rhinoceros's clit is by far, we think, not very smooth or soft, so a rhino clit version of something would be a rough version, copy or draft. Not a final product or writing. Preliminary version, sketch, etc. Early or premature rendering.

While recording tracks in the studio, there wasn't enough time to make a final mixdown so we made a "rhino clit" mix to get an idea of how it might sound.

Although the essay wasn't complete, the rhino clit copy was enought to get the jist.

Microsoft had me beta test software. The rhino clit version was out before the final release.

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rhino toe

basically a camel toe in the "ass" area.
usually spotted while wearing tight, strechy pants of some sort.
and most commonly found on fat women.

ewww, did you just see that girl's rhino toe??

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Operation Rhino

Something my sister says when she is baked

Oh damn that operation rhino made me feel like a mother fucker

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Cool rhino

When someone or something is fat and/or horny, yet still cool, it is considered a "cool rhino".

Steve "Look at that gangster, he's so fat and horny."
Not Steve "Yeah, what a cool rhino!"

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rhino plastery

The surgery needed to sort out a really ugly person's face (usually a girl).

The girl at the checkout had a nose like a jumbo jet, she needed some heavy duty rhino plastery!

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