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sean daddy

some one who enjoys slithering into Jakes ass while covered in lard

Sean Daddy me!!

by DAB ON DA JAKES May 10, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.

Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!

by Van Wampler February 25, 2008

210๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


sean hannity

Any one person who is part of a cult of personalty, and argrees with anything the supposed leader says (in his case George Bush). Marshalls propoganda, ignores facts, and invites softball ideologues on his show and never lets them talk so it looks like they're wrong. A traditionally ignorant person whose listeners are anywhere from 10-1000000X more ignorant because they never bother to factcheck him and just accept even the most bogus story as true.

Ann Coulter is just another Sean Hannity...agreeing with everything the president does, even if it means middle class families who can't afford their hospital bills because of a freak accident have to go without healthcare.

by Bill Do'reilly November 2, 2007

267๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sean Faris

Sean Faris:one sexy actor that has appeared on Boston Public,Smallville,Pearl Harbour,Sleepover and Life as we know it.He currently lives in L.A.And his hometown is Parma,Ohio.His B-Day is March,25.

"Sean Faris is one sexy actor!"

by Julie November 30, 2004

80๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sean Walsh

verb. to slap the living shit out of.

he just got Sean Walshed!

by universityLegit October 14, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sean McTiernan

Bald, drunkard bass player, well-known for his penchant for beer, drugs, beer and drugs. Also possesses tendencies to collect inoperable vehicles. However, despite all of these marked characteristics, McTiernan's most defining quality might be his ability to utterly destroy the common domestic bathroom.

Damn, the enamel was eaten off the toilet, I think this is the work of a Sean McTiernan.

by Iwunder February 5, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sean Carr

A young man with incredible ambitions. He seeks to know everything in the world. When frustrated, he shows his anger by explaining that he actually knew that. It doesn't matter what it is, he knew that. If backed into a corner into which he cannot escape by knowing something, a Sean Carr will look up and to the right, sigh heavily, and usually curse afterwords. A Sean Carr also says random things, presumably because he knows everything and normal people can't follow his train of thought.

Man 1: Did you talk with your roommate?
Man 2: Yes, but he pulled a Sean Carr.
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: He knew that!

by Glassbreaka September 20, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž